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World-class A-hole! by Chase Cardoza 01/12/04

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World-class A-hole!
by Chase Cardoza

My name is Chase Cardoza, I've been playing Rolemaster for a couple of months now. I still haven't learned everything, but this is probably the most halarious thing that happened to me.

My Aunt was the RM, and we decided to go to some costal town, I can't remember the name off the top of my head, but, anyways...I was playing a level one knight. I considered him a big shot at the time, he was real cocky because he had royal blood in his veins as one of his background options. He was bad-mouthing a serving wench at a bar when a mage walked up and said: "You should be nicer to lessers." I said "You should quit being an asshole."

"You want to see an asshole?" The mage asked. I didn't know what he said but the RM told me to roll a saving throw against Magic...I failed miserably. My body was contorted to some weird way and my head was shoved up my anus. I had to make a new player as I suffocated to death. We still laugh about it to this day.

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